Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, color to enhance your beauty. On his collar, color only a tramp would wear! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2)… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
When I wrote 'The World Is Flat,' I said the world is flat. Yeah, we're all connected. Facebook didn't exist; Twitter was… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
You status is axactly talking to me! How did you know I was in that situation...? Well I didn't know I guess… — Dumi Copy Share Image
Here's the lovely thing about not-chronic, non-clinical insomnia; you get to see dawn. Otherwise it's just great for procrastination and doing stupid… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It was a precondition to leaving Facebook that I wasn't going to start something that was just about chasing money. — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
I grew up on Facebook; it's a different realm I live in. For some people, this is inauthentic, but for me, it's… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hurricanes couldn’t remove you from my mind. You’re my world and I’m incapable of not loving you.” — Billie-Jo Williams Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We invite American companies looking to raise capital to list on the Bahrain Stock Exchange. The region has a liquidity oversupply approximating… — Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Pardon me for budging into concoction of the aristocrats blowing their trumpets, the demagogues' doctrines, the antagonists' squeals, the hypocrites' assertions, the… — Mukesh Kwatra Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
