Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you value your mental health, turn off all useless notifications - let's start with me, turn off all social media notifications… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
We'll continue to expand our footprint... Oracle's Fusion cloud applications for HCM, CRM and ERP all have a new simplified user interface… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have anyone to be reunited with. My whole reception class is on Facebook. — Emer Kenny Copy Share Image
If you need five minutes every hour to look at tweets or to just surf the Internet, you need to schedule that… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“If we unite, we can surmount any mountain and make things happen for the betterment of all.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
Every step that you take, could be your biggest mistake, it could bend or it could break, but that's the risk that… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I realize that Facebook today is a global success with more than 600 million users worldwide. But I also understand, maybe a… — Henning Mankell Copy Share Image
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube have sparked a booming industry of so-called influencers - people with large-scale followings who are paid considerable… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok I'm gonna clear som stuff up . america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u… — TeenQuotes Page Copy Share Image
I was working at Facebook and on the front lines of Web2 for a decade. Then I blew up my entire life… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every… — Anas Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
