WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life hands you a fight,learn to love it,when life hands you love, learn to fight for it, with all you've got,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
You can make all the excuses you want for why you're unhappy, or you can bite the bullet and make changes. Either… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car… For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Facebook Era' because I felt like it needed to be written, and I was one of the people who… — Clara Shih Copy Share Image
I love sharing photographs and websites, I'm for all of these things. I'm for Facebook. But to say that this is sociability?… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
“People in the modern world are the most bored generation. They keep refreshing their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter pages to see if… — Awdhesh Singh Copy Share Image
Just ask for what you want. I requested a six-month break from Facebook to visit my parents; I asked to switch projects.… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
When someone throw stones at you, which means you are a good tree full of fruits. They say a lot of harvest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A swarm of new business tools coming to phones and desktops near you promise to boost efficiency and streamline collaboration by borrowing… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
One of the craziest things i've seen on fb is when people post pictures of them-self crying, ijs we all know how… — Tony G Copy Share Image
You have to let kids live their own lives and make their mistakes, but it is difficult now because there are so… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned. — Cameron Winklevoss Copy Share Image
Because Facebook can't exist without AI, it needs all its engineers to build with it. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
