MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If her job description on Facebook says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what's missing? Her clothes. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every… — Anas Copy Share Image
I am not very comfortable with Facebook and Twitter, and that's why I've kept myself away from such things. — Tanushree Dutta Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youre beautiful. No, youre beautiful! No, No, youre Beautiful. No No No. Youre beautiful. -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm worried about privacy - the companies out there gathering data on us, the stuff we do on Twitter, the publicly scrapeable… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
I think fans going to concerts expect more today in terms of meeting and things. It's cool - I get it because… — Kellin Quinn Copy Share Image
“F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Facebook is not a physical country, but with 900 million users, its 'population' comes third after China and India. It may not… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
The days of the Pentagon Papers debates seem long past, when a sudden transparency yielded insight into fights over war and peace… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
I have done a pretty good job of partitioning my life digitally, posting utterances and stories that I'm happy to share with… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I spend days on my Xperia logging on Facebook chatting with my friends and family at home; I love listening to Rihanna… — Dominika Cibulkova Copy Share Image
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The wind taught me never to forget old friends, by blowing them back to me.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image