Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want to tell people that they can listen Songs... without posting about it on Facebook — The Prbn Copy Share Image
“Social media is the only vehicle I know that progresses forward while the passengers regress.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It was a precondition to leaving Facebook that I wasn't going to start something that was just about chasing money. — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
Social networks do best when they tap into one of the seven deadly sins. Facebook is ego. Zynga is sloth. LinkedIn is… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Have you ever talked to someone who is well- educated but unhappy? Rich but sad? Talented but depressed? Beautiful but rejected? What… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
'Streetcar' is no longer about the moment at all. There is no Blanche DuBois anywhere; south, north, east or west. We don't… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
“Maybe some people enter in your life to create wonderful memories before they leave. Its hard to come to terms with that… — Juvenalius Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
“When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook I would've liked, but I made a huge mistake, and I made it a public page, and it didn't work out… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
As soon as you start feeling like you can't trust the person and you need to check his phone or have his… — Austin Butler Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
