Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Every step that you take, could be your biggest mistake, it could bend or it could break, but that's the risk that… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
As I have said many times - I like Facebook. I think it is well built and run. It's cool. I think… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an online directory for colleges... If I want to get information about you, I just go to TheFacebook,… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes…… — Unkown Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
As attorney general, I would work with my colleagues in other states to launch a major antitrust investigation to look into the… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
The biggest potential of Facebook is that people can build networks. For business persons, it means that they can build their list… — Darren L Johnson Copy Share Image
With the evolution of social media that includes blogging, Facebook, and Twitter, who and how information is delivered has changed tremendously. The… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, Go f*ck yourself. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The truth may make you bitter; but it must make you better.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
Facebook stood for making the world more open and connected, sharing more. — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
We All Have Problems, Some Of Us Just Choose Not To Post Them On Facebook..!! — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image