I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have to let kids live their own lives and make their mistakes, but it is difficult now because there are so… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Everything happens for a reason, though the reason is not always as clear as we would like it to be. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was doing Facebook comedy videos; then I moved over to Instagram, and then I hopped on Twitter. That is where I… — Lil Nas X Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I know I am not alone in struggling with Facebook and how we experience it through its news feed. — Om Malik Copy Share Image
I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend. — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you got kicked out in the class because you corrected the teacher then everyone in the class laugh — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
