Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that… — Dakota Goyo Copy Share Image
“It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I think one thing that may have happened with both Facebook and Zynga is that they may have waited too long to… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got these die-hard fans on Facebook, and you'd swear they haven't heard anything I've done since 1962, 1963. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
“i have a friend request from some stranger on facebook and i delete it without looking at the profile because that doesn't… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Dear everyone who has Instagram and Facebook, For the next month I am going to up load 5 selfies a day. Now… — Lauren Willcox Copy Share Image
Importantly, companies are using social media to do things that go way beyond just chatting up existing customers on Facebook. Sales departments… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
If you're going to build something, don't build on land someone else already owns. You want your own land, your own domain,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time..… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With 'Running Scared,' I originally wanted to do a piece that was going to be about a couple, and the whole thing… — Alden Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the… — David Perry Copy Share Image
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
