While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I actually think Facebook made it their business to be close with all of the app developers. They couldn't have done more. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Once a few Facebook employees put together a promising idea and start a company, that's very exciting to people. I happen to… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
It's possible that Generation Facebook, accustomed as it is to a whole range of experiences that it only imbibes online, doesn't have… — Noreena Hertz Copy Share Image
“I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
Does Facebook behave like a tool in my hand, or a firehose designed to spew at me in accordance with other peoples'… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
The attacks against me and Rappler began appearing on Facebook in the summer of 2016. A year later President Rodrigo Duterte was… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
Google likely never cared if Google+ 'won' as a competitor to Facebook (though if it did, that would have been a nice… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a… — Amanda Copy Share Image
Infact what's the option comment for, or what does the word comment mean? Or there are people who are restricted in commenting… — Simie Copy Share Image
That status wasn't even about you, but if the shoe fits.. Lace the bitch up. — Bambii Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you are getting a haircut and you have an itch on your face ! — Leo Schurr Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
“simple love's hard to come by/ im just living my life, and i'm trying to be a lady.” — L. Divine Copy Share Image
