You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Before the Internet, before BBSes and Fidonet and Usenet and LiveJournal and blogs and Facebook and Twitter, before the World Wide Web… — Patrick Nielsen Hayden Copy Share Image
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook tip: Make sure to give a loved one your Facebook password so they can eulogize you properly when you die. — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
Silicon Valley engineers and employees may well be overwhelmingly liberal, but Facebook is run by the algorithms they program, which optimize for… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
Nobody is forcing anybody who is uncomfortable with the terms of service to use Facebook. Executives point out that Internet users have… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media promote the word Hater now a dayz itz like everybody seems to have a hater... — Melvin B Copy Share Image
There's almost an element of selfies that is like photo therapy. People look upon themselves in a picture and then they critique… — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
Christopher Daniels does not do Facebook. I have a Facebook page but I very rarely use it, because I don't go on… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
