I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
There's only a few platforms that really aggregate content well together, Facebook being one of the best, probably the most diverse of… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
“Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every… — Anas Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not very comfortable with Facebook and Twitter, and that's why I've kept myself away from such things. — Tanushree Dutta Copy Share Image
When life hands you a fight,learn to love it,when life hands you love, learn to fight for it, with all you've got,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Youre beautiful. No, youre beautiful! No, No, youre Beautiful. No No No. Youre beautiful. -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: 1) The Rooster Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook Good Morning every day. 2)… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you really care about Facebook likes, don't just post your stuff to Twitter and then rely on it being republished automatically… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
In many college classes, laptops depict split screens - notes from a class, and then a range of parallel stimulants: NBA playoff… — Samantha Power Copy Share Image
“You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to 'love thy neighbor,' connecting… — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
I get so happy when someone take my status and get more likes than I did because that means my words are… — Sim Copy Share Image
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
The assumption should be that we will not appear in print or the blogosphere. Having dinner should not be fodder for Facebook.… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
Real, the one thing everyone says they are but it should never be said only be shown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The trail of dating sites relying heavily on Facebook is littered with failures. — Sunil Nagaraj Copy Share Image
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We spend a lot of time looking at the things we like: Amazon, Google, Facebook. — Aneel Bhusri Copy Share Image
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
