WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social networks do best when they tap into one of the seven deadly sins. Facebook is ego. Zynga is sloth. LinkedIn is… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Every step that you take, could be your biggest mistake, it could bend or it could break, but that's the risk that… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that? — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
The beauty of the innovation that flows from the open web is that no one has to ask for permission, get a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Facebook is by far the largest of these social networking sites, and starting with its ill-fated Beacon service, privacy concerns have more… — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games,… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Technology has the benefit of being easily scalable. A few weeks or months of coding can result in solutions that reap huge… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
Many American TV actors employ agents, managers, business managers, publicists and stylists, and are now adding digital media manager to the list.… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image