Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conscientious people are self-disciplined, hard workers who spend the least amount of time on Facebook. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
“F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If life was easy then everything would fall in your lap. But it isn't, so keep on striving to the end because… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Whether it's a social network post or a random act of kindness, I don't share for "likes" I share for love.” — Terry a O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, she's under… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every man has a definite style to attract woman. But the golden rule says: No one is tempted, if she is not… — Laine Copy Share Image
How we dress, the car we drive, the profession we have, the Facebook updates we post, they all reveal a great deal… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
Everyone should be talking to each other to find out why they have the views that they do instead of just getting… — David Thibodeau Copy Share Image
Thinks there would be a lot less road rage if everyone got off the phone, turned the radio up, and sang along — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You could have a zillion Facebook followers. Those people don't buy records. It's about a hundred to one...Record companies, they don't have… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
