Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned. — Cameron Winklevoss Copy Share Image
I see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know what Twitter is; I don't use it. I don't use Facebook, so luckily, it does zero to my ego. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, b-ches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, Google, Apple, Yahoo - there's a common theme. None of these companies ever sold. By staying independent, they were able to… — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
All women are witches, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will probably spare you from black… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you look at Myspace, Facebook was a better product. It's as simple as that. — Andrew Mason Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even in high school, I had friends that I didn't know were gay until years later. I'd find out on Facebook or… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
If we say Facebook doesn't agree with our rules in our country we are going to stop Facebook in our country. We… — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
You can spend 20 minutes or an hour on Facebook or you can spend 20 minutes or an hour at the gym. — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
Don't worry u will be OK if u don't want to get hut or go back to school if Ur tired go… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
