You know, Twitter, they tried to cancel me. Facebook has tried to cancel me. — Lauren Boebert Copy Share Image
I see the people who teased me on Facebook, and they look like hell. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's only a few platforms that really aggregate content well together, Facebook being one of the best, probably the most diverse of… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
“Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I actually think Facebook made it their business to be close with all of the app developers. They couldn't have done more. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Isn't it true that many students do more of facebook than facing their book? You can never cook stones and expect meat. — Abegunde Sunday O Copy Share Image
Silicon Valley engineers and employees may well be overwhelmingly liberal, but Facebook is run by the algorithms they program, which optimize for… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think social networking is absolutely here to stay. Now, whether or not the label will Facebook forever, depends in part, I… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
It's called 'I Wanna Thank You,' and I'm encouraging everybody out there to blog, Tweet, Facebook, anything about it. Let's sign a… — Q-Tip Copy Share Image
Anytime Facebook wants to change how it might use all that data about you, in any way, across any service it has… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
When you sign up for Facebook, the service first searches for any mentions of your name and suggests you befriend anyone who… — Ethan Zuckerman Copy Share Image
Ok I'm gonna clear som stuff up . america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u… — TeenQuotes Page Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If 2012 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, like great politicians, surfs waves that it very rarely (if ever) creates. — Dominic Cummings Copy Share Image
Bitches be like:you cramping my style Like they even have one — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you. — Avalon Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
