Some ppl dnt like my posts, As dey believe I take thr likes really serious...!! — Sandhu Copy Share Image
“When Taylor had called Mark to explain the situation, Facebook's CEO had given clear instructions to shut Twitter down the second it… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You are a product to dragnet surveillance capitalists like Google, Facebook, Comcast and Verizon. Your ideas are rarely your own, rather you… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
I actually think Facebook made it their business to be close with all of the app developers. They couldn't have done more. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
