You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you got kicked out in the class because you corrected the teacher then everyone in the class laugh — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Technology has the benefit of being easily scalable. A few weeks or months of coding can result in solutions that reap huge… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People take fb way to serious... Serious its facebook if some1 swears or makes a wrong comment not on purpose people explode… — Kevin978 Copy Share Image
Do we value privacy in any real way? Thinking about blogs, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace... all these suggest we value exposure rather more.… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to attack Facebook. Facebook has just been incredibly uncooperative. It hasn't respected the role of the media and… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I can't say I'm not grateful to have journalists writing about me as a genius. But I know it's not true. I'm… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account. — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
