A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once I found this possibility to use Twitter and Facebook and my blog to connect to my readers, I'm going to use… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Remember, happy wife, happy life. Shitty wife, shitty life. Your choice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie Copy Share Image
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Never pretend to be something you do not intend to be, and never drop a bomb if you can not handle the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Google+ will never have a user base to rival Facebook's. It just won't. Not even if you include the 'users' who create… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As long as Facebook and other social-media platforms make money by increasing engagement without much regard to the content they algorithmically amplify,… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media, for all of its limitations, is rarely irrelevant. The stream of updates on your Facebook page, for instance, is algorithmically… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
I just want to tell people that they can listen Songs... without posting about it on Facebook — The Prbn Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
