Facebook Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 29

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union

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I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

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Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

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I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

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If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

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LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

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Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

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If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.

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Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

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A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.

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''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!!

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

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I would lick a pizza's pussy.

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WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a…

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Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

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Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.

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Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?

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WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had;

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If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're…

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A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending.

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;

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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

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PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.

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LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases;

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Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down.

— Nikhil Saluja