Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
At 19, I went to live in the Philippines for three years as a U.S. Air Force 'dependent spouse.' I lived off-base… — Therese Fowler Copy Share Image
The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
“Kid, I've only known you two days and I've seen you plastered three times." He shook his head. "A bar would not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’m a pretty chill person. I’m kind of a homebody and I like to just hang out with friends and have dinner.… — Matt Bomer Copy Share Image
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers… — Banksy Copy Share Image
It is not a problem. I had been nominated by my country Uganda and the African continent had endorsed me... No matter… — Sam Kutesa Copy Share Image
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general… — John Updike Copy Share Image
I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated. — Bill Rodgers Copy Share Image
