Dogs have fleas; people have each other. We are born to die. Life is a continuing tragic comedy. Everything and everyone we… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
My wife is always telling me that because we zip across the globe so much, we cant really keep a dog. But… — Rick Stein Copy Share Image
Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot! — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist… — Gerald B H Solomon Copy Share Image
There's a difference between doing memoir and writing a novel. If I had put the story of the boy killing my dog… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money… — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
“It is better to give your path to a dog than to be bitten by him, contesting for the right.” — Abe Lincoln Copy Share Image
If you want to open a supermarket chain and put your face all around the globe, selling your baby and your dog,… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
Dog-fooding is using your own products so that you understand from inside out what it is you're providing the customers. It's another… — Joe Gebbia Copy Share Image
That's the joy of having a dog. You have to walk them no matter how awful you feel. — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know,… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
History, with its hard spine & dog-eared Corners, will be replaced with nuance, Just like the dinosaurs gave way To mounds and… — Tracy K. Smith Copy Share Image
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
My sons named her Bridget because that way they always had their sister, Bridget, with them. People thought we were nuts because… — Peter Fonda Copy Share Image
“Her office is oddly decorated with all things dog. There's a dog calendar, a dog clock, a couple of framed photographs of… — Catherine McKenzie Copy Share Image
I am stretching out this volume, since those German dogs estimate the value of books by their cubic contents. — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
The story [of Allied] stayed with me, like a stray dog outside the office, waiting. — Steven Knight Copy Share Image
“You just hang onto the thought that every dog has its day, even the bitches” — Colleen McCullough Copy Share Image
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do… — Anna Held Copy Share Image
Iceland is 50 percent Celtic blood, from the females that they stole from us, which is why our country has only got… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
The trouble is that nonviolence is so often defined as refusal to fight, and that is the American definition of cowardice. In… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
A sculptor is supposed to be a dull dog anyway, so why should he not break out in colour sometimes, and in… — Jacob Epstein Copy Share Image
I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
His friends he loved. His direst earthly foe - Cats-I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the… — William Watson Copy Share Image
I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him… — Casey Abrams Copy Share Image
Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden surprising outbursts of affection, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be one of the Beach Boys or one of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band. I mean, we appreciated… — Rick Nielsen Copy Share Image