Dog Quotes · Page 67

I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented.

— Lil' Kim

Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.

— Jason Thomas

I see dog stories as an antidote to the dire news that nothing is ever going to get better.

— W. Bruce Cameron

Everybody should have a shelter dog. It's good for the soul.

— Paul Shaffer

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

— Anonymous

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

— Anonymous

I know I'm a dog. I'm a beast especially when it comes to long jump.

— Marquise Goodwin

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

— Bill Burr

Do you think 'Duke' is a good name?' she asked. His face blanked for a second before it cleared. He glanced at…

— Elizabeth Hoyt

Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul's positions on everything from legalizing pot ... to legalizing pot.

— Conan O'Brien

No other animal bonds to a human being the way a dog does. And I suspect there is no other animal to…

— Robert Crais

A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog.

— Earl Hamner, Jr

That one true heart was left behind! What feeling do we ever find, to equal among human kind , a dog's fidelity!

— Thomas Hardy

Bad dogs, she believed, were like most bad children: created by those around them. But then, that was a personal opinion.

— Heather Graham

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog.

— Danielle Panabaker

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people -…

— Owen Wilson

And my poor fool is hanged! No, no, no life! Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou…

— William Shakespeare

The Saint Bernards work best in teams of at least three dogs. They are sent out on patrols following storms, and they…

— Stanley Coren

I'm always happy when people choose to get another dog because it's a healthy and healing thing to do, and there are…

— Jon Katz

I remember the first 45 record I bought. It was called 'A Dog a Donut'; it was a breakbeat. Actually, I think…

— Gza

You could only draw conclusions about my personal sexual politics if you proceed from the assumption that I was presenting the characters…

— Steven Moffat

Golden eagles don't mate with bald eagles, deer don't mate with antelope, gray wolves don't mate with red wolves. Just look at…

— Russell Means

“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason…

— Shelly Laurenston

I think some dogs may like the attention of being dressed up by their humans because they interpret it as affection, but…

— Cesar Millan

What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?

— Larry Bird

Opening up your life to a dog who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do.

— Emma Kenney

Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“If a dog can love us unconditionally, why can't we love each other in the same way?”

— Carol McKibben

I be killing them bitches I hope all dogs go to heaven.

— Lil Wayne

We Americans are a peculiar people. We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.

— Happy Chandler

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

— Jeff Foxworthy

I like Richard Serra sculptures too but I wish they had a goddamn hot dog stand inside.

— Vito Acconci

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.

— George D. Prentice

When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.

— Daniel Cormier

“When it comes to love, dogs make pretty steep competition for us people. And rightly so.”

— Julia Glass

That dogs as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal.

— Foghorn Leghorn

'Twin Peaks' without David Lynch is like a dog without a bark.

— Dana Ashbrook

My dog is always looking out the window waiting for someone to walk past just to bark.

— Anonymous

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

— Pamela Anderson

One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap.

— Anonymous