Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it.… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
Most of what happens in the world is far beyond a dog's comprehension, so they must turn to their faith in us… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
I have been wandering to find him and my happiness is so great that it even weakens me like a wound. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered… — Jean Hanff Korelitz Copy Share Image
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the… — Marc Jacobs Copy Share Image
When I think about March Madness '98, the first thing that comes to mind is Mark 'Mad Dog' Madsen's unorthodox dance moves. — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It means ‘female dog,’” I’d explained to my sisters, “but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t let you be… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
With my work schedule, it's difficult for me to spend quality time with my dogs. But whenever I'm home, I make it… — Dale Steyn Copy Share Image
Now that mine is almost over, I can say that the one thing that struck me most about life is the capacity… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
A lot of people who don't have anything collect dogs; it's kind of a symbol of having something. — Mary Ellen Mark Copy Share Image