“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does” — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs. — Marva Collins Copy Share Image
A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When I started writing songs at 18, I wrote about 100 that were crap. One was called 'Dog In A Disco.' — Limahl Copy Share Image
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed… — Justin Chambers Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think I like dogs more than I like humans. The only time a dog has ever betrayed me... was by… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
I'd actually love to play Sonny in 'Dog Day Afternoon' now that it's being adapted for Broadway. People don't talk about that… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us, yes, but they haven't been true to themselves. — Clarence Day Copy Share Image
A dog, for me, it's not just getting a dog. I couldn't leave him at home. I'm looking for a life partner… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
“Where's your dog?" Peter's voice came from within the gushing stream of water. Justin thought he must have misheard. "Pardon?" "Your dog."… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
The dog approached again, cautiously. I found the bologna sandwich, ripped off a chunk, wiped the cheap watery mustard off, then placed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
In the middle of the dream I said to myself 'press pause' and in the dream I said I'm going to write… — David Dayan Fisher Copy Share Image
It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and… — Ranulph Fiennes Copy Share Image
The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a… — John Mahoney Copy Share Image
Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil Copy Share Image
If you are truly fearless as a performer, than you don't fear kids or dogs. — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
Makeup transforms me. I feel like I'm in disguise when I walk my dog without makeup on. — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
“The dumbest dog can sit and watch. What takes brains is knowing when to look away.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
You strive to have a good heart. But what is a heart? Just a chunk of flesh that a dog can eat. — Ha Jin Copy Share Image
My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
the body is simple as a turtle / and straight as a dog: / the body cannot lie. — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
He who wants to kill a dog says that he has urinated against the mosque. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Do good even to the wicked; it is as well to shut a dog's mouth with a crumb. — Saadi Copy Share Image
