Best friend Quote by Fran Lebowitz

“A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.” quote by Fran Lebowitz — Download Open image

“A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.”

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings)

Best friend Dog Friendship Lawyer Man's Best Friend Men Mets Taxes Thinking

More by Fran Lebowitz

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote…

Fran Lebowitz

Image

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

“lack, or loutish and crass kollective is a program dedicated to the proposition that vulgarity and bad taste are an inalienable right. the lackies, as they are sometimes called, meet if they feel like it at program headquarters, which is known as La Gaucherie. La Gaucherie is densely furnished with seven thousand always-in-operation console color televisions, nine hundred constantly blaring…

Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Fran Lebowitz

Image

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people…

Fran Lebowitz

Image

The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And…

Fran Lebowitz

Image

Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far…

Fran Lebowitz

Image

Explore all 408 Fran Lebowitz quotes

More Best friend quotes

“But my best friend from college was silent for a long time. She, of all of my friends, had seen the parade of sad wrecks through my life, date after bad date after bad boyfriend. She was the one who'd picked up the pieces after the musician, the investment banker, the humanitarian who was human to everyone but me. When…

Lauren Groff

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx

Image

“Before you were my enemy, you were my best friend.”

Kresley Cole

Image

I fell in love with my best friend, but I know that if it doesn't last, it will never be the same.

Shelly Yang

Image

A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

Ritu Ghatourey

Image

Back home I get to see my old friends!(: But they don't understand the change in me and I can't explain it to them...

Jade

This goes out to someone that was Once the most important person in my life I didn't realize it at the time I can't forgive myself for the way I treated you so I don't really expect you to either It's just... I don't even know Just listen... You're the one that I want, the one that I need The…

Aviation

You’re crazy,” said her best friend, Angela, as the bell rang to signal five minutes before the first class on the first day back…

Sarah Rees Brennan

Image

Sometimes the right people can make your day. They're called best friends :)

Nishan Panwar

Image

Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much of a best friend you are and how I love you, but I deleted it when you told me you couldn't be on here anymore..but anyways I love you! ;) Happy B-Lated Birthday once again ;)

LilBear