Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses. — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he… — Brian Baumgartner Copy Share Image
“Dogs may be a man's best friends, but the proverb says, "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you… — Tamerlan Kuzgov Copy Share Image
I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend,… — Brian Baumgartner Copy Share Image
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
A dog is a man's best friend, it will comfort you when your sad, protect you when your in trouble, and scare… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I truly believe when a man's best friend is God, God will then allow him to find what he's looking for…probably the… — Don Dewberry Copy Share Image
“The dog has been esteemed and loved by all the people on earth and he has deserved this affection for he renders… — Alfred Barbou Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I honestly think that the perfect love we search for throughout our lives has always existed, and shines like a star, in… — Maria Bradley Copy Share Image
Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Following rules is, of course, the reason the dog is man's best friend is because the dog follows rules, and they actually… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
As you've witnessed, Catwoman is the ultimate diva. From the pages of comic books to both small and big screens, Catwoman continues… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
But a man's best friend is the one who not only wishes him well but wishes it for his own sake (even… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
You'd help if you could, wouldn't you, boy?" I said. "It's no wonder they call you man's best friend. Faithful and loyal… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
“Donkey had spoken to and petted dozens of dogs she'd seen jogging along the road or poking around for food at the… — Bonnie Jo Campbell Copy Share Image
A disciplined conscience is a man's best friend. It may not be his most amiable, but it is his most faithful monitor. — Austin Phelps Copy Share Image
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Man's best friend is one who wishes well to the object of his wish for his sake, even if no one is… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else. — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Man's best friend - that's what dogs are. I have two dogs. I love and treat them like family. — Tito Ortiz Copy Share Image
