Dog Quote by Steve Martin

I like discovering stories where I'm laughing and I'm learning. It's like, 'How was I never taught that in school?'

— Derek Waters

Had the big sex talk with my son. It was a bit awkward but I learned a lot cool things about vaginas and stuff.

— Nikhil Saluja

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh.…

— George Clooney

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

— Emo Philips

Even though I'm laughing all the time, I'm watching all the time. I was observant and I got to learn people easy like that.…

— Fivio Foreign

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Getting a laugh was what I'd been doing with my family and at school since the age of three.

— Aisling Bea

When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.

— Alphonse de Lamartine

I learned to think about religion, race and sex through the complex and often unattractive medium of jokes.

— Andrew Hudgins

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

— Tony Snow

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say.…

— Mike Epps

I was always big on laughs, giving and receiving. It wasn't necessarily good for my teachers. Of course there's times where you go too…

— Kevin Hart