Derek Waters

People are proud to be from Baltimore. In any industry you work in, you need support to survive. And this city has…

— Derek Waters

When you see a picture of a woolly mammoth on a cave wall, that's weirdly similar to a person's lasagna that they…

— Derek Waters

If you're younger, you shouldn't be spending all your cash at a bar.

— Derek Waters

When you upload a picture of your delicious Caesar salad to Instagram, you don't realize that what you're doing is leaving a…

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With any video you see online, like with YouTube, you gotta watch an ad, and that's gotta stop. And I think it'll…

— Derek Waters

The more difficult question for me is, do you remain successful for what you had done? I don't know. I think success…

— Derek Waters

If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the…

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I get upset when people say Americans are stupid.

— Derek Waters

You know when you're doing something right and when you're doing something wrong. As long as you feel like you're doing something…

— Derek Waters

When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was to be a musician. I lost everything I had, but I…

— Derek Waters

I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive…

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I like discovering stories where I'm laughing and I'm learning. It's like, 'How was I never taught that in school?'

— Derek Waters

There are so many songs that I hate.

— Derek Waters

I do partake in a couple of drinks now and again, but I've never drank to feel alive.

— Derek Waters

I dont want to be labeled one thing. My main thing I care about is being able to create the things I…

— Derek Waters

My dream is to be able to make something in Baltimore that's just there. Make a movie or make a show there.…

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I think there's gonna be three networks, and then the rest will be Internet-based, and Amazon is gonna be huge and one…

— Derek Waters

People need to be happy, and if a song makes them happy, that's cool.

— Derek Waters

I'm a comedy snob, and I never want anything that I do to get old.

— Derek Waters

I love stories, and as I got older, I realized how important what happened yesterday is to how you try to make…

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Just because you "liked" my picture, doesn't mean you shouldn't call me and ask me how I'm doing. You know what's funny?…

— Derek Waters

One of the biggest problems with the Internet: people thinking they know something or are participating in or experiencing something when they…

— Derek Waters

People have been sharing pictures of their food for as long as there's been caves.

— Derek Waters

You don't need money to go big.

— Derek Waters