Anything Quote by Derek Waters Download Open image “I'm a comedy snob, and I never want anything that I do to get old.” — Derek Waters ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Anything Comedy Get Humor Never Old Snob Want
I am tired of doing stupid comedies. Though comedy has given me the breakthrough in the industry, I constantly feel the need to grow. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
I like old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes, and basically I'm an old-fashioned gal. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I'd like to try comedy, at some point, but no one ever hires me for comedy, ever. — Paula Malcomson Copy Share Image
Comedy is such a frivolous world that it can make you addicted to the frivolity, and then a lot of people don't settle down… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give, even though… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
People are proud to be from Baltimore. In any industry you work in, you need support to survive. And this city has that support for anyone who was born here or lived here. And it also gives you the feeling, 'Oh, I stand for this place. And if I do something I'm not proud of, I might not make my… — Derek Waters Copy Share
When you see a picture of a woolly mammoth on a cave wall, that's weirdly similar to a person's lasagna that they thought looked… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
When you upload a picture of your delicious Caesar salad to Instagram, you don't realize that what you're doing is leaving a tiny little… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
With any video you see online, like with YouTube, you gotta watch an ad, and that's gotta stop. And I think it'll stop by...the… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
The more difficult question for me is, do you remain successful for what you had done? I don't know. I think success is in your own eyes. But, I don't really want to ever feel like I've achieved success. Because then I'd be spoiled. I want to feel like I need to keep doing more. Maybe I get "content," "settled,"… — Derek Waters Copy Share
If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
You know when you're doing something right and when you're doing something wrong. As long as you feel like you're doing something right, and… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, all I wanted to do was to be a musician. I lost everything I had, but I just knew… — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing. — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
I like discovering stories where I'm laughing and I'm learning. It's like, 'How was I never taught that in school?' — Derek Waters Copy Share Image
I guess I've never really wanted to be anything else. I've never even thought about having another job. — Owen Farrell Copy Share Image
I would give anything to be able to kick a ball with my son or read the kids a bedtime story. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
Comfort food is really anything you want at that time. That said, I really love Naple-style pizza. — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
I haven't shut any doors, and I'm really open to anything, so I think it's just about the material and what is going to… — Danielle Panabaker Copy Share Image
When it really comes down to it, the job you do is more important and is more representative of who you are than your… — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
The reason I'm drawn to it is - both the off road racing and the motorcycles on the track - it takes a lot… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
I never did drama at school. I did it for one term, when it was compulsory, and I hated it. Tennis was the main… — Luke Mitchell Copy Share Image
We live in such a special time when literally anything we can think of is possible — Daniel Willey Copy Share Image
You know, I'm from Baltimore; nobody has anything. When somebody had talent, I was hiring my uncle, my cousin, you know? Getting people that… — Sisqo Copy Share Image
I said to my agent, 'I want short, sharp, well-paid jobs because I haven't got time for anything else.' — Billie Whitelaw Copy Share Image
I think anything that anyone writes thats any good is going to have a lot of autobiography. — Stephen Adly Guirgis Copy Share Image
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
