“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks” — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
People and dogs and cows are born to be what they are. They may cover it up for a long time, but… — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character,… — River Phoenix Copy Share Image
O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear… — Nizar Qabbani Copy Share Image
Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him. — Charles Fourier Copy Share Image
You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
It was like living in a new house. I saw the undersides of tables, walked through the tangle of chair legs. It… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
When you're single, you're not beholden to anyone, and you can shut down more easily. In the past, I had the idea… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
All she saw, down in the cellar well beneath the stoop, was a light yellow feather with a tip of green. And… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“Dogs in My Nose -- When I woke up that morning, it didn't take me long to realize there were dogs in… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I grew up on a small holding, it was a great way to grow up and incredibly idyllic. We had a donkey… — Steve Backshall Copy Share Image
Novelty may fix our attention not even on the service but on the celebrant. You know what I mean. Try as one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do think there are some dogs - although it's very, very rare - that do have to be kept away from… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
It was a good hald minute before I looked over at Todd. his eyes were slightly foggy, like he was waking up-… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to… — Jay London Copy Share Image
All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel — All Dogs Go To Heaven Copy Share Image
Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun.… — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson Copy Share Image
The wicked will gnaw their tongues for anguish and pain; they will curse God and look upwards. There the dogs of hell,… — John Wesley Copy Share Image
I like to do varied exercises, even just going for a hike with my friends or taking my dog for a walk,… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Hey, I was competitive as hell if you had put me up against anybody in 2002 or 2003. I had a lot… — Jay Williams Copy Share Image
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest… — Robyn Davidson Copy Share Image
I adopted my dog Fox when he was 5 years old. He had been in foster care for months and was passed… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
The dog has no ambition, no self-interest, no desire for vengeance, no fear other than that of displeasing. — Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon Copy Share Image
“if your dog was dabbling in the occult while you had her it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.” — Ernest Thompson Seton Copy Share Image
“the southern edge of town. Tim was a liver-colored bird dog, the pet of Maycomb. “What’s he doing?” “I don’t know, Scout.… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he… — Elizabeth Pena Copy Share Image
I still enjoy the company of most dogs more than that of most people, because dogs are capable of uncomplicated enthusiasm. — John Gierach Copy Share Image
Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
You try to leave and I will hunt you down." Relief poured through her, but she smacked at his thigh with the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I consider a perfect hot dog on the street to be as valid a food experience as dinner at Blue Hill at… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
“It means ‘female dog,’” I’d explained to my sisters, “but it also means ‘a woman who’s crabby and won’t let you be… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I was 22 years old, actually, incidentally had just been laid off from my job and I had a dog. My parents… — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
