Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog. — Julian Dicks Copy Share Image
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White Copy Share Image
Well it's true, ever since I stopped eating meat I feel a lot better among animals, I feel I can be much… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Both of them are overjoyed to see me, which is one of the best parts of owning a dog. Unconditional love and… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Every fight I have a different plan, but against Petr Yan, I don't have a plan because I was scratching my head:… — Merab Dvalishvili Copy Share Image
I have the greatest affection for them but I know they're not going to make it for 500 years. They aren't. You… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Why did dogs make one want to cry? There was something so quiet and hopeless about their sympathy. Jasper, knowing something was… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
I smoked and looked down at the bottom of Pittsburgh for a little while, watching the kids playing tiny baseball, the distant… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
There are a lot of people who helped make Queen Latifah who she is today. I don't forget, but a lot of… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
When describing nature, a writer should seize upon small details, arranging them so that the reader will see an image in his… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
It can be very dark. I turn the phone off and put the blinds down. I do pre-record some good programs and… — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle. — Evan Sayet Copy Share Image
I didn't grow up with pets, but I live alone and figured a dog might be good for me. His name is… — Marsha Thomason Copy Share Image
I not only weaken the opposition, I’m going to make them dead ... and if anyone is strong enough to try to… — Hun Sen Copy Share Image
That's my takeaway from 'Scream' - I know I can fit in dog doors. You have to jimmy your body in a… — Rose McGowan Copy Share Image
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
You should be doing something for your body every day. One day it could be a high-intensity class, and the next, it… — Gunnar Peterson Copy Share Image
If it is true that cowardice is the most grave vice, then the dog, at least, is not guilty of it. — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
The racist dog policemen must withdraw immediately from our communities, cease their wanton murder and brutality and torture of black people, or… — Huey Newton Copy Share Image
First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he… — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
By the end of the 50s, everything began to collapse and, little by little, I lost all of my work. I lost… — Gil Kane Copy Share Image
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
Hot Dog' had been my first hit in the U.K., but it was 'Marie Marie' that really changed things. — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can… — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting… — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
“We touched the blood of the black cat. We pet the mammoth dog of tears. In the flickering light we were laughing:… — Laura Veirs Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I made the journey to knowledge like dogs who go for walks with their masters, a hundred times forward and backward over… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of… — Chanel Iman Copy Share Image
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
“Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG!” — Ladee Basset Copy Share Image
