You don't want to be stopped. But it happens to everybody, like if you bump into an old friend or something. Luckily… — Jay McCarroll Copy Share Image
SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY… — Anne' McMillion Copy Share Image
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of… — Gene Spafford Copy Share Image
The biggest killers of children around the world are two things: diarrhea and pneumonia. When you think about it, in the United… — Melinda Gates Copy Share Image
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. Its first symptom was falling hair. Diarrhea and fever, which… — John Hersey Copy Share Image
Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai. "What?" "About your having diarrhea." "For you I'd get dysentery." "Now that's… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
It's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“... We're just different." "Yeah," I say. "I'm mute and you have verbal diarrhea.” — Janet Gurtler Copy Share Image
Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea. — Saul Alinsky Copy Share Image
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea. — Kim Su-mi Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
As we have taken diarrhea and pneumonia down, even malaria down quite a bit, the portion of the days that are very… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
The second stage set in ten or fifteen days after the bombing. The main symptom was falling hair. Diarrhoea and fever, which… — John Hersey Copy Share Image
Rotavirus does not cause all diarrhea, but it causes a lot of it. Instead of a single vaccine dose, however, harried nurses… — Rose George Copy Share Image
This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?" "I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stupid happiness… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
You've probably been asked to care about things like HIV/AIDS or T.B. or measles, but diarrhea kills more children than all those… — Rose George Copy Share Image
I think that's such an important message, especially for younger women, to know, 'I don't have to come out of the womb… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop.… — Martha Plimpton Copy Share Image
