So (if) some cracker come and tell you 'Well, my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
Our small ears never had such a workout as on the Fourth of July, hearing not only our own bursting crackers but… — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a… — David James Copy Share Image
I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned to eat five small meals a… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
“On Atheism – If people continue to think of atheism as a kind of religion, then I demand all the perks that… — Marsha Hinds Copy Share Image
Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad Copy Share Image
I am the most proud of is the show called Cracker and I think it only lasted a season or two. It… — Boti Bliss Copy Share Image
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us. — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The sweetest thing we ever had was, like, animal crackers in the pantry. I think my parents sort of passively made sure… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image