You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
