I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I don't believe in reincarnation. That's a cop-out. . . . I anticipate death will be a totally unconscious void in which… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's a tribal state, and it always will be. Whether we like it or not, whenever we withdraw from Afghanistan, whether it's… — Jon Huntsman, Jr Copy Share Image
I've been treated really well for 'Stick It.' There was this cop and he pulled me over and he was like, 'Oh… — Missy Peregrym Copy Share Image
A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with being a cop. There's nothing wrong with being a white person. It's about where your heart is...We've got… — Bobby Seale Copy Share Image
I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
We shall never understand the natural environment until we see it as a living organism. Land can be healthy or sick, fertile… — Paul Brooks Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Actors look at life in a different way. When I meet people, I know that one day I may portray that person… — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I think every filmmaker wants... I don't know about every filmmaker. I certainly want my films to just exist. I want them… — Jody Hill Copy Share Image
In a lifetime among cops since, I've noted that investigators who piece together the aftermaths of home invasion murders tend to keep… — Massad Ayoob Copy Share Image
Years ago when I started doing TV and making appearances in big arenas, the place would put security guys up there and… — Liberace Copy Share Image
You are who you are. I know you. You believe that? "Yea but--" "You're Eve Dallas. You're the love of my life.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Beverly Hills Cop' opened up a whole world. I got the television show and movies, and I would go sign autographs for… — Bronson Pinchot Copy Share Image
I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
You expect to cop a bit wherever you go. In the past there hasn't been any racism or any racist comments that… — Glenn McGrath Copy Share Image
When you grow up in a city like Boston, where I grew up, a lot of kids became criminals or cops. I… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I've never considered being a cop. I could be a teacher, I could be a minister, a social worker or a professor.… — Ruben Santiago-Hudson Copy Share Image
You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The truth is, my father stopped bothering me after Stigmata, because I got to play a priest. That fulfilled his dream. The… — Enrico Colantoni Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's the open ocean right now because it's so unique. It's a really unique way of doing American television. There are a… — Veena Sud Copy Share Image
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
You can accomplish amazing things with this if you have a passion and you work hard - I just think it’s a… — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
Violent crime rates fell steadily from 1993 to 2002, and this nearly coincides with the establishment of the community policing program known… — Alan Mollohan Copy Share Image
Great. First the anonymous call. Now letters. Body parts all over town. It was like a scavenger hunt for psychos. Running after… — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
I know there were many good policemen who died doing their duty. Some of the cops were even friends of ours. But… — Martin Scorsese Copy Share Image
It was a department where you had honesty and integrity stamped right on you when you came into the Los Angeles Police… — Daryl Gates Copy Share Image
Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Every year there's five cop shows, five medical shows and five 'Law & Orders,' but when it's a show about women, they… — Bonnie Somerville Copy Share Image
Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said… — Slick Rick Copy Share Image
I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
