Cop Quotes · Page 14

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.

— Hunter S. Thompson

Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on…

— Ronald Reagan

What else is stop and frisk? These neighborhoods are unsafe not because there's not enough cops illegally frisking people. They're not safe…

— Talib Kweli

Don't be dismayed by the opinions of editors, or critics. They are only the traffic cops of the arts.

— Gene Fowler

The most experience I had in the criminology field is playing a thug as an actor. That was my first paid job.…

— Jeremy Renner

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front…

— Doug Stanhope

Look at the number of cop shows and lawyer shows and forensics shows... I think there could be room for two quite…

— Geena Davis

I've always loved the idea of the rookie cop vs. the grizzled veteran. A lot of comedy can be mined from that.

— Jermaine Fowler

I play a tough cop in 'Very Good' and the role is quite similar to Dhaya Nayak, Mumbai's popular encounter specialist. I…

— Mumtaj

Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said…

— Slick Rick

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to…

— Denis Leary

I think I have made too many cop films.

— Gautham Menon

I don't know why a beauty salon would have a cop's hat and the curling irons are not deadly unless they're still…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

— George Carlin

Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You're even letting me be the bad…

— Jennifer Rardin

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

— James Carville

Look at the facts, look at the circumstances if you choose to have an open mind and understand and care deeply about…

— Kimberly Guilfoyle

I hope we get pulled over, he says. I'd like to see how the cop responds to a black man wearing a…

— John Green

My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in…

— Janet Evanovich

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and,…

— Janet Evanovich

I prefer popcorn over cop porn.

— Rock Cowles

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

— Greg Proops

As wild as I was, when the cops show up, and suddenly you're being handcuffed, it's so deeply shocking and terrifying, the…

— Natasha Lyonne

My dad was a New York City cop. His father was a New York City fireman. And my mother's dad was a…

— Joe Lhota

There's nothing wrong with being a cop. There's nothing wrong with being a white person. It's about where your heart is...We've got…

— Bobby Seale