Born Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

“No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those clover-leaf freeway…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“About five miles back I had a brush with the CHP. Not stopped or pulled over: nothing routine. I always drive properly. A bit…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

— Anonymous

You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.

— Anonymous

Anybody who speeds thinks they can outsmart the cops.

— Ice T

I bet you were born on the freeway, they say thats where the worst accidents happen

— Anonymous

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

— Mira Grant

Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

— Anonymous

When he ran from a cop, his transitions from accelerating walk to easy jog trot to brisk canter to headlong gallop to flogged-piston sprint…

— James Agee

I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.

— Anonymous

Being a cop must be hard. My dad was one and never wanted any of his children to follow in his footsteps.

— Killer Mike

I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like,…

— Terry Pratchett