I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that. — Shania Twain Copy Share Image
I learned to cook from my mom. Most of what I ate growing up was Italian cooking. — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The world has too few modest fry cooks and far too many self-important professors.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
For the longest time, chefs and restaurateurs were able to get products home cooks couldn't get, but that's not the case anymore. — Michael Symon Copy Share Image
The poor have very few hours in which to enjoy themselves; they must take their pleasure raw; they haven't the time to… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Aristodemus, a friend of Antigonus, supposed to be a cook's son, advised him to moderate his gifts and expenses. "Thy words," said… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I eat organic and cook my food whenever possible, and I live by the 80/20 rule. Eighty percent of the time I'm… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
It's almost ingrained in people that, just like you can't be a smart model, you can't be a good-looking cook. — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
I really like to cook and have dinner parties and I like to clean, it really clears my head and it makes… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
I want to teach people how to do it the right way. And it is from that they can teach their children… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
You have to constantly arrange yourself around them, and that can take up a lot of energy. I mean, you don't go,… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
Take the time to shop for yourself and cook. All of this is an investment in yourself, and if you're not going… — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
Few things are more beautiful to me than a bunch of thuggish, heavily tattooed line cooks moving around each other like ballerinas… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
In Ethiopia, where I was born, all the cooks are women. When I grew up in Sweden, my mom and my grandmother… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Rachael Leigh Cook was my leading lady. She was awesome. We loved the show [Perception ]. Again, it was more of a… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
Even when couples share more equitably in the work at home, women do two-thirds of the daily jobs at home, like cooking… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Being Latina means I have culture I guess. We party together, cry together, and cook together. Or at least my family does… — Alicia Sixtos Copy Share Image
She wandered over to the enclosed range, a rather modern-looking contraption that Cook had purchased earlier in the year. "Do you know… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
It depends as there's many different types of chefs, some who cook for awards and others who cook to make their restaurant… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
Creativity has nothing to do with any activity in particular - with painting, poetry, dancing, singing. It has nothing to do with… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints."… — Angela Knight Copy Share Image
All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image