Cooks Quotes · Page 18

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

— Rodney Dangerfield

When I cook him dinner and I burn it black, he better say hmmm, I like it like that.

— Shania Twain

Corporations cook very differently from how people do.

— Michael Pollan

I learned to cook from my mom. Most of what I ate growing up was Italian cooking.

— Steve Albini

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

— Mitch Hedberg

Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman.

— Wolfgang Puck

To spoil the food too many cooks are not required, one is enough.

— Adhir Amadavadi

Everyone can cook. If you try. If you put a little love into it.

— Leah Chase

There's always time to read. Don't trust a writer who doesn't read. It's like eating food prepared by a cook who doesn't…

— Laura Lippman

I can only cook brown rice and vegetables, so I don't get too many people coming over for dinner parties or anything.

— Chrissie Hynde

It is a very great mistake to suppose, as a few English cooks still do, that spaghetti and macaroni should be soaked…

— Elizabeth David

In all my work I like to convey the fact that I like cooks, that it's noble toil and that it is…

— Rocco DiSpirito

Looking back at Tim Cook's public appearances in the last few years makes the standoff with the government look almost inevitable.

— Laura Sydell

You know, Salma Hayek is a great cook, and she's a friend.. She's an amazing cook. If she opened up a restaurant,…

— Catherine Keener

Regrettably, people today don't watch many programs that actually teach people how to cook, so I agreed to do a competitive show…

— Ron Ben-Israel

I like getting to be in the adult world a little bit and then getting to be in the mom world and…

— Keri Russell

Under [Tim] Cook, Apple has a new product line with the Apple Watch, but it hasn't generated the kind of excitement that…

— Laura Sydell

I can't cook. I don't have the right brain for it, somehow. I can't walk into a room and tidy it up.…

— Sophie Kinsella

You hit a certain age and - especially because of TV - the young cooks coming up say, 'You're a sellout, because…

— Tom Colicchio

When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally. I fried it and stewed it, and ate…

— Laurie Colwin

People should go to their local grocery store or farmers' market and buy ugly, misshapen foods, then cook with them and document…

— Dana Cowin

My father always cooks more polenta than he needs for a meal. The excess he spreads on an oiled surface and chills.…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I would love to do a western. I would love to play an explorer. That is always something that has really captured…

— John C. Reilly

I am not somebody who just likes to run. I am a runner. This is the difference between a pastime and a…

— Adam Goucher

Creativity has nothing to do with any activity in particular - with painting, poetry, dancing, singing. It has nothing to do with…

— Rajneesh

All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious…

— Steve Harvey

Hey, I can cook." "How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest." "I've never had any complaints."…

— Angela Knight

It depends as there's many different types of chefs, some who cook for awards and others who cook to make their restaurant…

— Paul Rankin

She wandered over to the enclosed range, a rather modern-looking contraption that Cook had purchased earlier in the year. "Do you know…

— Julia Quinn

Being Latina means I have culture I guess. We party together, cry together, and cook together. Or at least my family does…

— Alicia Sixtos

Everything edible is fried in Texas! Or it is buried in the ground to cook before it is eaten. ... Texas food…

— Mercedes McCambridge

That Francis Bacon retains his reputation gained, is not strange to any that knows him. The unusual words wherewith he had spangled…

— Edward Coke

I like to cook; it is, for me, a happy combination of mindlessness and purpose.

— Paula Fox

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.

— Michael Jai White

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?

— Jill Shalvis

If you are surprised at the number of our maladies, count our cooks.

— Seneca the Younger

If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant?

— Martin Scorsese

The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat

— Horace

I might cook occasionally, but I'm not a good cook. That's not my passion.

— Jack Nicklaus

Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession.

— W. H. Auden