I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“This sent me into an inappropriate laughing fit. I wasn't allowed to get angry, and I couldn't cry, so I laughed -… — Monica Holloway Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I do like a well-written sketch with a bunch of jokes in it, and I like stand-up with good jokes in it… — Lenny Henry Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems.… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
To call them emotional comedies sounds cloying. Like Billy Wilder said, 'You want to make them laugh and you want to make… — Charles Shyer Copy Share Image
Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
People say the comedy is so shocking, but if you read newspapers or look around generally - I mean, obviously I'm not… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
Everyone wants me to do the comedy thing. But I always wanted to do action adventure. I want to be a guy… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was nervous and didn't have a huge amount of confidence as an actor. Comedy is something -… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it. — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
Most stand-up is incredibly boring. It's time for people to do something else. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
Oh you wanna be a muthafuckin funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart boy. — Drake Copy Share Image
I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me, I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me. — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy but I didn't start formally until I was in college. — Ana Gasteyer Copy Share Image
'Hulchul' is a family comedy. You can call it 'humor around families.' — Priyadarshan Copy Share Image
If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh. — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
