Comedy Quotes · Page 258

“If man had more of a sense of humour, things might have turned out differently.”

— Stanisław Lem

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

— Kevin Hart

“It seemed that Zeheb was laughing at the games his destiny was playing with him.”

— Raj Doctor

When people make fun, it doesn't bother me. I've always enjoyed a laugh.

— Eddie the Eagle

“He loved jazz. He hated comedy movies. He read…a lot. And”

— Sloane Kennedy

Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.

— Erica Jong

I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

— Charlie Brooker

Humour plays a vital part in any 'Bhavai' performance and is seen in plays.

— Pratik Gandhi

“Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes.”

— Veronica Roth

I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth.

— Muriel Spark

I like doing comedy and I know people enjoy watching me doing comedy. So I have no problem doing it. In fact,…

— Arshad Warsi

Laugh when you want to cry and smile when you want to frown. - Quote I made up randomly¦ Not very good…

— KousekiDokuro

Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to…

— Vivien Leigh

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and…

— Dr. Seuss

As you're rushing through life, take time to stop a moment, look into people's eyes, say something kind, and try to make…

— Barbara Johnson

I have regional films, Bengali and Telugu, but always wanted to do a Marathi film especially because I think this industry makes…

— Chunky Pandey

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be…

— Larry David

“Why should I laugh?' asked the old man. 'Madness in youth is true wisdom. Go, young man, follow your dream, and if…

— Andrew Lang

It's one of the saving graces in a life, to be able to perceive one's own and others' absurdity, to notice our…

— Jane Hirshfield

Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game,…

— Toni Morrison

I've made my evolutionary purpose and had children. I don't care if anybody likes me, I'm going to do what I want…

— John Hodgman

Comedy people are always present because they're always looking for the funniest version of whatever the line is. Sometimes theater people, where…

— Chris O'Dowd

It's something that people relate to - and I hope my kid doesn't relate to - but there's a level of believability…

— Jeremy Sisto

Comedy is best when it's a reaction to something. When you're talking about a topic, and when your friend says something funny…

— Mark Critch

I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the biggest jokes was a 'Guts' joke.

— Mike O'Malley

My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.

— Saoirse Ronan

“Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.”

— Domashita Romero

I always try to improve my stand-up game, it's very important for me.

— Demian Maia

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

— David Walliams

I love doing a show where I can go back and forth between drama and comedy.

— Emily Deschanel

“I like to embarrass myself horribly now and then," I said. "It keeps life interesting.”

— Kylie Scott

“You boys may be gentlemen," Dusty said. "But I'm about to shoot like a lady. You ready, baby?”

— Stephanie Kate Strohm

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

— Gregory David Roberts

Cosmic humor, especially about your own predicament, is an important part of your journey.

— Ram Dass

Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.

— Anonymous

I am genuinely interested in comedy and I know that I have good comic timing as well.

— Neena Gupta

I think if you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen.

— Arlen Specter

We've always had people who don't understand our humour.

— Vic Reeves

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

— Scott Adams

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

— Dov Davidoff