I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People have a sense of humor, even if it's not a good one, and everybody has stakes. — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
My fav kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh so hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE HOW FUNNY ITS GONNA BE LATER SO LAUGH NOW!! — LEONARD PAUL ROSE Copy Share Image
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
“When they're laughing at you, their guard is down. When their guard is down, you can kick them in the fracas.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When will you stop laughing at misery? I'm so sick and tired of your pseudo-strength. All I want you to do is… — David Shields Copy Share Image
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a comedy, actually. I think it would be great to do a sitcom or something like that. I'm… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
When we can begin to take our failures seriously, it means we are ceasing to be afraid of them. It is of… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
I kind of consider myself... I mean, I try to have my comedy be accessible, and if people are paying $30 to… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I guess standup is really painting pictures with words - especially for me, as I describe quite fantastical, visual things. My art… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I have done many comedy films. Success of films like 'Partner,' 'Singh is Kinng' gets you to a very wide audience reach.… — Katrina Kaif Copy Share Image
Paul Taylor's 'Offenbach Overtures' has lots of zip and charm, and its pair of dueling soldiers in red, who end up starry-eyed… — Robert Gottlieb Copy Share Image
I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed -… — Dana Schutz Copy Share Image
My very first job was something called 'Nobody's Watching,' that Bill Lawrence who created 'Scrubs,' it was his pilot. It was my… — Mircea Monroe Copy Share Image
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
Without good humour, learning and bravery can only confer that superiority which swells the heart of the lion in the desert, where… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I wrote three years for Lucille Ball. She taught me everything I know about physical comedy... — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
“If people would read more of these humor books, they wouldn’t need all those self-improvement books!” — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My only ambition was to get to 50, and not regret not having had a crack at being a comic. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?' — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
Drama and comedy, to me ,are all about being surprising, coherent, and true, all at once. — Tim Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
On my adventurers into the porn world, I noticed there's one thing that doesn't exist. Asian men. — Daniel Ellis Copy Share Image
I enjoy stand up so much because I take time off, and then I'll be excited to go back to it. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash — Puzant Kevork Thomajan Copy Share Image
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