I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution — Jennifer Michael Hecht Copy Share Image
I've been in very few flat-out comedies. But I feel like I've always made comedies. — Willem Dafoe Copy Share Image
“It’s not a joke if it’s not entirely clear. But most jokes play off of ambiguity and sudden juxtaposition, so a joke… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The prisoners eyed the clothes some time, and laughed a good deal among themselves before they put them on. — Lewis Tappan Copy Share Image
Everyone has seen the serious side of myself and sometimes I need to take a chill pill and have a good laugh.… — Rhea Ripley Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier… — Diane Johnson Copy Share Image
Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted… — Peter Leithart Copy Share Image
Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective. If you trip and fall down, some people will laugh, and some people will say, 'Oh, physical comedy… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
'Dating Game' wasn't social commentary, political analysis, Shakespearean-level drama or even blunt-force comedy. It was just the televised equivalent of meeting someone… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait,… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Statistically, I'd say comedy writers are perhaps the sanest category of show people. And why not? They make big money, and although… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Greg Grunberg is so beautiful and charming and funny and heartbreaking. — Annaleigh Ashford Copy Share Image
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!" — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“It would be easier to get a computer to cry than to get Estonians to share their innermost feelings.” — Lembit Öpik Copy Share Image
If smart people are parodying it, that's a sure sign that some less smart people are believing it. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I'm so lucky that I found comedy and that I get to do it for a living. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Today, Japan is one of the few countries in the world where one hears laughter everywhere. — David Douglas Duncan Copy Share Image
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
Laughing has always been considered by theologians as a crime. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
At times, I pity my comedian image. People start laughing seeing me even in funeral processions. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image