The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentists office. — Sasha Azevedo Copy Share Image
“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.” — Grace Willows Copy Share Image
The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch. — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
Hey dont down yourself, it doesn't make anything better but make the devil laugh at you! — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
“Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
I used to be a very fit, athletic footballer. When I became a comedian, everything went to pot: long journeys; late-night food.… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My inspiration to do comedy came from many places. Saturday mornings, I would watch Bob Hope and Jerry Lewis movies. I later… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
It's nice to be able to make a room full of people laugh, and there is a lot of merit to stand-up… — Tom Rosenthal Copy Share Image
It’s been a very old thing for people to gather together and laugh at stuff. The first comedian in America really was… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death freely chosen, death at the right time, brightly and… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess—up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I was open to anything. That doesn't mean I would do anything, it just means I was open to anything. I've met… — Skylar Astin Copy Share Image
The timing of comedy is so difficult. You've got to leave room for a laugh, you don't want to kill the laugh,… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor. — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing all kinds of roles, but I don't want to be restricted to comedy alone. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you want to laugh but it's completely inappropriate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lasted seven years as a journalist, and I've been doing comedy for twenty years. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
“It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There's not really a gap between my comedy and my art; it's all the same thing. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I'd like to try different genres: comedy, period drama, rom-com, action. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
When you are doing comedy, you need to get the right reaction from your partner. — Upasana Singh Copy Share Image
