Vic Reeves

I love seeing people create.

— Vic Reeves

I have topiary.

— Vic Reeves

I can't stand dogs.

— Vic Reeves

Yeah, I was in a band called Trout.

— Vic Reeves

Timidity has followed me throughout the years.

— Vic Reeves

We've always shied away from showbusiness.

— Vic Reeves

I do one painting per day, I've always done that.

— Vic Reeves

Once you become public, then whatever you do is public.

— Vic Reeves

Coo...coo... here comes the dove from above!

— Vic Reeves

My playground growing up was the fields and forests.

— Vic Reeves

“You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards”

— Vic Reeves

I've got two pigs, which doesn't constitute a farm. I just keep them in a field. They are very pleasant.

— Vic Reeves

I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile…

— Vic Reeves

I like to keep myself to myself. I like to stay in my house.

— Vic Reeves

If anything had happened to Bob, I wouldn't have carried on. Me and Bob are a comedy unit.

— Vic Reeves

On the first night it was on telly, Channel 4 had 17 complaints.

— Vic Reeves

I live in a female-dominated household, so I'm like a partial woman myself.

— Vic Reeves

I always wear ladies' scents. I like the smell of flowers and men's scents tend to smell like burnt photocopiers.

— Vic Reeves

The best way to fry an egg is to let the white out so it forms a base, then drop the yellow…

— Vic Reeves

They say Ant and Dec are a double act, but they are just presenters. They read off an Autocue and they don't…

— Vic Reeves

I pretended to be dead in front of a pig once, because I heard that they snuffle you, they try and wake…

— Vic Reeves

I couldn't ever stand up in front of an audience on my own and talk to them. It would be awful; I…

— Vic Reeves

I like to produce something every day. The easiest way to get ideas out is to put them on paper. I like…

— Vic Reeves

I think everyone has to have some kind of hiatus at some point, if only for people to get nostalgic and remember.…

— Vic Reeves

If you do a double act for 30 years you kind of get a psychic thing going so you know what the…

— Vic Reeves

I always wander round thinking I'm anonymous. Maybe in my psyche I would like to be. But then you suddenly realise you're…

— Vic Reeves

If we started thinking, 'Why's this funny?' we might start incorporating rules into it. I'd be suspicious that it would change the…

— Vic Reeves

I mean, when we did 'Families At War,' on Saturday night prime time, people said we were mainstream then. But it wasn't…

— Vic Reeves

Sometimes you have to go and do something different. I'll just disappear and write a couple of books, and then go back…

— Vic Reeves

Journalists like to invent a person, and it's not necessarily the person that they're writing about. The image the tabloids try to…

— Vic Reeves

I don't think you should have to defend your actions to people who say: 'You've put some paintings on a wall, and…

— Vic Reeves

What's that one that people seem to like so much? 'Fleabag.' I watched that and it was that sort of Oxbridge 'Oh,…

— Vic Reeves

I think my comedy's probably the same as my art, which is kind of abstract, impressionist, emotional. You create an emotion and…

— Vic Reeves

I have a look for everything I do. No matter what I do, I try to dress the part. In the garden,…

— Vic Reeves

You never, ever leave art school. It's important to keep finding inspiration. I look at YouTube videos and think, 'How would I…

— Vic Reeves

I don't watch a lot of comedy really.

— Vic Reeves

You have to make sure you marry your best friend.

— Vic Reeves

I sometimes wish I was a bit younger.

— Vic Reeves

I don't really like British comedy.

— Vic Reeves

We've always had people who don't understand our humour.

— Vic Reeves