Comedy Quotes by Tiffany Haddish

8 Comedy quotes by Tiffany Haddish

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If you’re after a bite‑size burst of Tiffany Haddish’s comedic flair, this set delivers. Eight punchy lines showcase her knack for turning everyday moments into grin‑worthy observations, perfect for a quick pick‑me‑up.

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I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep…

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Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best…

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There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Mr. Universe because he went to the gym every now and then. He did it on a regular…

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As far as ever wanting to give up, there have been a few times where I thought, 'Man, am I even good…

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In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well,…

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I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

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When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an…

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My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should…

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Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be.

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When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of…

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“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror…

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I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out…

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When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then…

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Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite.

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I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed,…

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The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably…

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I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.'

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I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it.

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People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want…

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For any women trying to do comedy, I would suggest you do one thing every day towards your goal. First, you figure out what…

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I've studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I've studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don't play around. This is not a game.

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Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to…

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