Comedy Quotes by Johnny Vegas

11 Comedy quotes by Johnny Vegas

Johnny Vegas thrives on a mix of deadpan delivery and heartfelt absurdity. These eleven snippets capture his unique voice, giving a short but vivid sense of why his humor feels both raw and oddly tender.

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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have…

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Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

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Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

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I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.

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'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing…

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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I…

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I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick…

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I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant…

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Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy.…

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My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

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My name is Michael Pennington, and I am not a comic character.

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I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.

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There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I…

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I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

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I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.…

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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the…

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There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns…

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