Comedy Quotes by Brian Posehn

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to…

— Brian Posehn

I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.

— Brian Posehn

One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean?

— Brian Posehn

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

— Brian Posehn

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.

— Brian Posehn

When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and…

— Brian Posehn

I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I…

— Brian Posehn

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup…

— Brian Posehn

My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch…

— Brian Posehn

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened…

— Brian Posehn

I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.

— Brian Posehn

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point…

— Brian Posehn

I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming…

— Brian Posehn

I'm very excited that my yelling will be featured on the next Evile disc; they're one of my favorite new-ish bands and, in my…

— Brian Posehn

I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought…

— Brian Posehn