I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Wishing you Christmas Happiness to warm your heart and home with special joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself. — Rupert Penry-Jones Copy Share Image
And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
Don't go into the new year holding a grudge from last year. Leave the hurts and disappointments behind. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let's all… — Thomas Tusser Copy Share Image
To say I love the Christmas season at our home in the South of France is an understatement. I get such a… — Carol Drinkwater Copy Share Image
It is here, in the thing that happened at the first Christmas, that the most profound unfathomable depths of the Christian revelation… — J. I. Packer Copy Share Image
It's a sad commentary on our time - to use a phrase much favored by my late father - that people increasingly… — Michael Dirda Copy Share Image
I used to know Jennifer Love Hewitt. We lived in the same apartment building when I was about... jeez, I guess it… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
“Thank you," he says. "Thank who?" "I don't know. You?" "No, not me. Jesus ." "Thank you, Jesus?" "Yes, Toph, Jesus died… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I understand Christmas, and I understand Easter. But Halloween is one of those things where, if you don't grow with it? The… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
“We both know just because you want something doesn’t mean it’s good for you.” He tried to keep from smiling. “You think… — Debbie Mason Copy Share Image
“The mind is like a circuit of Christmas tree lights. When the brain works well, all of the lights twinkle brilliantly, and… — Susannah Cahalan Copy Share Image
If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Any place with year-round Christmas lights is a place I want to be. I usually see them in dive bars, strung along… — Matt Goldman Copy Share Image
“Christmas was just another workday, just as it had been growing up in Alabama. In a good year back then, little Robert… — Robert M. Edsel Copy Share Image
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy'… — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Tapping a little bell, I leaned on the desk and turned to look at a small, traditionally decorated Christmas tree on a… — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
I've always assumed that every time a child is born, the Divine reenters the world. Okay? That's the meaning of the Christmas… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
