Chickens Quotes · Page 10

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

— Gail Carriger

[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.

— Alan Tudyk

Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better.

— Peter V. Brett

Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.

— Paul Watson

Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.

— Ralph Siu

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

— Mark Twain

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

— Abraham Maslow

Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.

— Chubby Checker

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.

— Amy Adams

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones…

— Darynda Jones

I like cooking - I make a good stir-fry and the family likes it when I make stewed chicken and macaroni and…

— Marion Jones

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until…

— John Goddard

Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea…

— M.L. Stedman

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the…

— Lesley Nicol

We used to be called the Dixie Chickens. Then we played at a barbecue place, and they had a sign saying, 'Featured…

— Martie Maguire

For some artists the live performance is the chicken before the egg of writing or recording of repertoire. For other artists the…

— Anonymous

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the…

— Mary Schmich

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes…

— Terry Pratchett

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle,…

— Rachael Ray

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's…

— Mike Birbiglia

Duende I can't remember her name. It's not as though I've been in bed with that many women. The truth is I…

— Jack Gilbert

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had…

— Molly Harper

[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering…

— Bill Watterson

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point…

— Shel Silverstein

If you eat chicken, maybe you're on one level. If you wear a mink coat, maybe you're on another level. But if…

— Woody Harrelson

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,…

— Mitch Hedberg

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was…

— Shel Silverstein

There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frightened while frightening things…

— Anonymous

People expect you to be with stars like Beyoncé. Obviously she's amazing, but you can't get starstruck as there's too much build-up…

— Sara Cox

The real enemy is not fat but us. We are the misusers; we are the greedy ones. If we have no better…

— Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz

Why is it called chicken fingers if chickens don't have fingers ?

— Anonymous

Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.

— Paul Walker

Chicken nuggets don't die any easier than baby fur seals.

— Ted Nugent

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.

— Paul O'Grady

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!

— Onew

the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop

— Sarah Kane

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

— Alex Turner

On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.

— Seth Green