I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . .… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Let people hide in their homes, caged like chickens. Cowards deserve no better. — Peter V. Brett Copy Share Image
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering?… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
We lived in a housing project graced by the architectural style of Early Chicken Coop. — Clara Fraser Copy Share Image
I thought, how would I feel if my son gave one of those [underprivileged] kids chicken pox? For him it's not a… — Eula Biss Copy Share Image
You can’t. He has it shielded. Besides, he’s a god and can be a nasty one if you upset him. You try… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Where is the soul? . . . I refuse to believe anything of that kind without proof. The idea that, as soon… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
We didn't starve but nobody ate chicken unless we were sick or the chicken was. — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
I count absolutely no chickens before they're hatched. In fact, I assume they're all dead in their shells, inside their eggs. — Jay Baruchel Copy Share Image
I haven't changed. My family and I live as we did in South Spain. I've had loud music, chickens, birds, and a… — Charo Copy Share Image
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don't deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles… — Abigail Spencer Copy Share Image
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the… — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
Way back in the 1970s, I was eating a steak, and I looked down, and for the first time it suddenly looked… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
In Cuba you get a quarter of a chicken per month. They give you one bread per person a day. So, it… — William Levy Copy Share Image
It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing… — Craig Johnston Copy Share Image
I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl … And chicken wings.” Rylann turned her head and… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I always thought fainting showed an inherent weakness of character, but I understood it now. It was an act of self-preservation. Confronted… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I used to carbo load. But then I ran my first marathon, actually on a whim. All I could think of was… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
