Chickens Quotes · Page 8

Eating chicken without skin is like riding a bike without wheels

— Michael Symon

I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched.

— Eric Kripke

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

— Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

— Jeff Kinney

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

— Jesse Jackson

Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

— John Cleese

“Americans now eat more than one million chickens per hour.”

— Neal D. Barnard

I was born in the Chinese year of the rooster, so maybe that explains my affinity with chickens.

— Adriano Zumbo

The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.

— Douglas MacArthur

I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.

— Katharine Isabelle

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate…

— Eva Gabor

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to…

— Oscar Wilde

Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.

— Daniel Pauly

I've picked butter beans, okra, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew. I've butchered pigs, chickens. We made our own sausage and pudding.

— Jaime Harrison

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel…

— Bob Inglis

He was kind of a fringe NFL guy. Some people think in the right situation he might have stuck for a bunch…

— Pat Sperduto

I try to teach my son about sanitation, especially when handling foods like chicken that could be dangerous. I remind him to…

— Emeril Lagasse

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten…

— Erma Bombeck

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We…

— Dick Gregory

I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl … And chicken wings.” Rylann turned her head and…

— Julie James

I don't know if this is a true statistic, but I heard somewhere that there are three times as many single women…

— Jack Nicholson

“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer!…

— Terry Pratchett

I try not the count chickens, and I really do because there's no point because you go crazy. I'm very happy with…

— Daniel Craig

My first policy move would be to try to get a conversation going in the US about what people stand for and…

— Paul R. Ehrlich

In France now, there's no problem with official censorship. Once your movie is finished, you always are R-rated. My movie is just…

— Gaspar Noe

Jess:"Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with." Sasha:"Is that hygienically sound?" Jess:"Sasha..." Sasha:"Fine, but if you get toxic shock…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

How come it can’t fly no better than a chicken?’ Milkman asked. Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like…

— Toni Morrison

And of course Charlotte hasn't eaten a bit of dinner," Henry said, getting up. "I'll go see if Bridget can't make her…

— Cassandra Clare

Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery…

— Douglas Adams

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well…

— Jerry Seinfeld

My earlier days were all about playing, writing songs and producing songs. In the early 90's my former wife, Marylata Elton, got…

— Danny Jacob

Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens

— Laurell K. Hamilton

The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.

— Richard Dawkins

It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow.

— Stan Shih

I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives.

— Kate Winslet

The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it.

— George Herbert

Garlicky chicken is the best breakfast in the world.

— Cameron Diaz

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

— Sarah Rees Brennan

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

— George Carlin