The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it. — William E. Simon Copy Share Image
“Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted, mostly...” — Robert Louis Stevenson III Copy Share Image
Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars. — Arthur M. Jolly Copy Share Image
Art is its own excuse, and it's either Art or it's something else. It's either a poem or a piece of cheese. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. — Jolene Blalock Copy Share Image
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . .… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients… — Todd English Copy Share Image
I definitely try to eat a healthy diet, but I am the first person to say I love unhealthy food. I would… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. And I… — Edmund G. Love Copy Share Image
Southern barbecue is the closest thing we have in the U.S. to Europe's wines or cheeses; drive a hundred miles and the… — John Shelton Reed Copy Share Image
Splendid cheeses they were, ripe and mellow, and with a two hundred horse-power scent about them that might have been warranted to… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Lunch, for me, usually consists of lots of salad and sometimes smoked or grilled salmon, tofu, or feta cheese. I make sure… — Sridevi Copy Share Image
“Every time the waiter with the cheese platter comes by I take two or three cracker loads at a time. I give… — Hannah Tunnicliffe Copy Share Image
“CHEESES. Purchase real cultured cheeses only (not Velveeta or single-slice processed cheese), preferably organic and full fat, not skim or reduced fat.… — William Davis Copy Share Image
When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don't need to do that in today's… — G. Garvin Copy Share Image
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Showing up to games year after year, no matter what the product on the field gives you back, is a learned behavior… — Joe Cowley Copy Share Image
We preach free enterprise capitalism. We believe in it, we give our lives in war for it, but the closest most of… — Nicholas von Hoffman Copy Share Image
You got a job?" "Ignatius hasta help me at home," Mrs. Reilly said. Her initial courage was failing a little, and she… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Dead men may envy living mites in cheese, Or good germs even. Microbes have their joys, And subdivide, and never come to… — Wilfred Owen Copy Share Image
Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male. — Alfred Kinsey Copy Share Image
'Vegetarian' is a slippery word. I don't eat cheese, I don't eat duck - the point is I'm vegan. — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up eating fried food. I thought that macaroni and cheese was a vegetable. — Lauren Alaina Copy Share Image
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“A typical local eats over 60 pounds of cheese a year (mostly feta)—the highest per capita cheese consumption in the world.” — Rick Steves Copy Share Image
I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it! — Hoda Kotb Copy Share Image
Aye ! Cream cheese & a bagle . Have a glass of milk & an ego . I'm rockin' pj's with no… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. — Kevin McAllister Copy Share Image
“I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.” — Jonathan L. Howard Copy Share Image
It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to… — Henri Cartier-Bresson Copy Share Image
“I've tried love," Louis said, as if it were a kind of soft, malodorous French cheese. "It's okay, but the problem with… — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
