I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I was trying to find out who my father was. They say that at that time, that if you are illegitimate, the… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My recollection of the higher school certificate, which involved a practical exam in physics, was being confronted with an experiment involving a… — Peter Higgs Copy Share Image
My father and grandfather were stockbrokers, and they would actually take stock certificates from a vault, give it to a runner, and… — Jamie Dimon Copy Share Image
We set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Girls like Diana Spencer, armed with nothing more than a guinea-pig-rearing certificate, proud to say in that old Sloane way that she… — Peter York Copy Share Image
I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I… — Rose McGowan Copy Share Image
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
...One of the side effects of (surgery, anesthesia,) X-ray..., and chemotherapy, is the suppression...of the patient's immunological defenses...A simple cold often leads… — G. Edward Griffin Copy Share Image
No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith...every… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving… — Victoria Wood Copy Share Image
Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met… — Brooke Fraser Copy Share Image
A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When… — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
He removed several pages of death certificates, which were picked up by another breeze and sent into the trees. Some would fall… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I had a certificate that said, 'Doctor of Mixology, Harvard University,' that I actually got from Harvard University. A friend of mine… — Ronda Rousey Copy Share Image
I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
The world does not run on the number of certificates one has, but on the skills our hands have. Let the youth… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
The world is deathly ill. It is dying. The Great Physician has already signed the death certificate. Yet, there is still a… — Corrie Ten Boom Copy Share Image
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
I never went to drama school, I don't have any certificates saying: 'He's a qualified actor.' But I did think that 'House'… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
I think if a physician wrote on a death certificate that old age was the cause of death, he'd be thrown out… — George Wald Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It was a confirmation of a connection that already existed. And it was a bond that extended far beyond the borders of… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I have a very vibrant imposter syndrome that goes on throughout most of my life, but nothing more than when someone has… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
I don't have my diploma from the University of Nebraska hanging on my office wall, and I don't have my diploma from… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
It would be beautiful to photograph the winners of everything from Nobel to booby prize, clutching trophy, or money or certificate, solemn… — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
You don't date an annuity, you marry it. An annuity isn't a mutual fund that you buy today and sell tomorrow. Nor… — Jane Bryant Quinn Copy Share Image
A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God. — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
![“I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay.” quote by Joe Arpaio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/efe/joe-arpaio-9065_birth_i-don-t-care-where-ted-cruz-comes-from-i_1159418.jpg)
