What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Orly Taitz Copy Share Image
John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I say nothing, because I was able to get Barack Obama to produce [birth certificate]. He should have produced it a long… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm Ready to Die without a Reasonable Doubt Smoke Chronic and hit it Doggystyle before I go out. Until they sign my… — Jayceon Terrell Taylor Copy Share Image
But wise men pierce this rotten diction and fasten words again to visible things; so that picturesque language is at once a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Marriage is an ongoing thing, man. You continue to work at it. But it's joyful. And joyous. I don't care if people… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
I have never been able to understand why the tax comes as such a body blow to many people since the rate… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is… — Steve Tesich Copy Share Image
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We might think of dollars as being 'certificates of performance.' The better I serve my fellow man, and the higher the value… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
This whole business of Trade gives me to pause and think, as it constitutes false relations between men; inasmuch as I am… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Now the seasons are closing their files on each of us, the heavy drawers full of certificates rolling back into the tree… — Ted Kooser Copy Share Image
Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it. — Raul Labrador Copy Share Image
Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships, — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it… — Vicky Hartzler Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death. — Jennifer Dunn Copy Share Image
Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state… — Rett MacPherson Copy Share Image
I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“If you hate to think, you are not different from some who is peeing on his academic certificates. The goal of education… — Israelmore ayivor Copy Share Image
Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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