“A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.” — Jonathan-David Jackson Copy Share Image
Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life. — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
“I struggled to hold her. It was not unlike holding a cat. Some wild, ninja, cat.” — Melissa Wright Copy Share Image
We brought with hus in the ship a cat, a most amicable cat and greatly loved by us; but he grew to… — Brendan Copy Share Image
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
People always say that, like, you're a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I'm not a dog person… — Lil Peep Copy Share Image
No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“You also yell at the pigeons outside, watch too many cooking shows, and have a blog entirely dedicated to pictures of yourself.” — Marie Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder. — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the woman was waiting beneath the lamps for cats to drop from the trees, like fruit.” — Ramsey Campbell Copy Share Image
They say that a cat, if it falls from a window and hits its nose, can lose its sense of smell and… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Ah, fish, there is no fare Quite like a flounder! They surely will not miss A piece or two from stacks of… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
If I'm to be an 'ist' then, like Bobby Kennedy, I'm probably more of a free market capitalist than an environmentalist. Rather… — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
“I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mix up with my cat’s back,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We want to bring awareness for all those cats still searching for their forever home and not only help them find their… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
You are softening toward the young rascal because he is ill, and because he says he likes cats." "It is an engaging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No heaven will not ever Heaven be. Unless my cats are there to welcome me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On your journey to nature, take your cat along, and leave your car at home.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Cats don’t care if you’re there or not as long as there’s food in their bowl.” — M.E. Rhines Copy Share Image
“There's nae reasoning wi some cats. You say 'reason', they mew 'treason'. Ken?” — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Man and cats are unworthy creatures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’re all sorts of cats—just like there’re all sorts of people.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
